lawak petang.. :)

assalamualaikum..

selamat petang semua..petang ni aku nak kongsi something pasal undang2..

ye la aku kan budak law.. :) ini adalah sebahagian daripada undang2 yang kelakar yang ada kat New York..

o Ladies are allowed to go topless in public places! But, the condition is that this should not be done for any commercial purpose.

aku kata: habis la orang lelaki kat malaysia kalau ada law macam ni...makin kurang pahala asyik pandang perempuan je bila keluar..

o You are not allowed to smoke within 100 feet of any public building entrance.

aku kata: yang ni aku sokong..tak payah merokok terus pun tak apa..jauh2 pun boleh bau jugak asap tu.. 

o Women can not walk on the street if they are wearing body hugging clothes. This law seems to be really dumb as we have mentioned that women are allowed to walk topless but not with clothes!

aku kata: yang ini serius kelakar..sekejap kata boleh yang ni tak boleh pulak..

o It is illegal to greet each other by putting your finger on the nose of other.

aku kata: apa kes??? jumpa orang nak pegang hidung pulak...haish..

o The penalty of flirting is 25$.

aku kata: habis la tak boleh mengorat macam ni..kalau playboy dah tak boleh cari makan dah..hahaah

o It is illegal to throw a ball on someone's head for fun sake.

aku kata: hilang nikmat bersuka ria camtu..tapi diorang buat untuk keselamatan kot...kalau kena kepala.. koma ke..biol... kan susah 

o Jumping off from a building is illegal. The penalty is 'Death'! I guess, the person jumping from the building wanted the same thing!

aku kata: sama je..kalau nak terjun bangunan pastikan korang mati sebab kalau tak mati kena hukum mati..

o On Sunday, you can walk with a ice cream in your pocket.

aku kata: yang ini menyusahkan kaum2 ibu nak basuh baju kalau ice cream tu ..

o When you are in an elevator, you are not allowed to talk to anyone and you should strictly fold your hand and look towards the door.

aku kata: yang bagus sebab orang dapat fokus..kurangkan kejadian silap floor ..dapat juga kurangkan kejadian ragut dalam tu..

o It is against the law to wear slippers after 10 in the night.

aku kata: yang ini untuk mengelakkan kaki terkena objek tajam semasa berjalan..

hahaaha..bak kata mereka prevention is better than cure..

sekian..samapai sini lawak petang ni ye ..